Mr fartypants sleeps

This is one of my two favourite boys - the other one comes out tomorrow night...can't wait.

I took this at silly o'clock in the morning, when I couldn't sleep as I had been unceremoniously woken by a cricket that was dive bombing me...it had come in through the bathroom window and come into our bedroom. Annoying thing. I did however, wait patiently, collected it in a glass and placed it carefully outside - I did not murder it in the manner of the wasp's demise t'other day.

Mr fartypants...tickle him, he farts. make him laugh, he farts. Let him sleep, you guessed it....

I love my boy - but the angelic demeanour belies an evil propensity for stinkiness.

xxx