From the dark corner.....

By Rozwood1970

They Walk Amongst Us....

I'm leaving the lights off (illuminated only by a camera flash) telling you this to avoid being seen and captured before I can get my warning message out to the world.

They are coming to get us. The evidence is gathering. The time to act is now before it's too late.

Extra terrestrial beings are taking over the planet a little bit at a time starting on this side of the world. Even the aliens are fed up with invading New York first as always happens in disaster movies.

Between you, me and the gatepost, an alien invasion will probably start in a McDonalds where spotting the sane ones from the nutters is very difficult. One zombie looks much the same as a member of staff there. I've been keeping an eye on the situation. The worrying part of this news is that it may already be too late for some people who have already been substituted with a lookalike alien!

You need to keep a careful eye on all the people you know. Hmmmm.... and the people you don't know. They are EVERYWHERE!

If anyone you know has been talking to turnips or shouting at sunflowers in fields like Shev, you need to keep a careful eye on them. Pockets of alien behaviour can occur anywhere at anytime!

Always best viewed large!!

Vigilance is the key! What do you do if you spot one? Run away as fast as you can.... There is no cure or salvation. Once caught, just lie back and think of Scotland... (There has to be some consolation!)

Track? Well, you could always escape with this - Train - Drive By

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