Raindrops keep falling on my head

Well....not raindrops, and thankfully not my head!

We sprung a leak at work today from the waste pipe that runs from my dental chair/suction unit. It would seem that the pipe has been flexing for a while and finally split today; this resulted in a build up of sludge (a lovely cocktail of water, spit, phlegm, blood and goodness knows what else!!) pouring out through the ceiling tiles. Nice.

The poor plumber was kitted out with as much PPE as we could find, but gravity didn't stop the liquid from running down his arm while he tried to get to the pipe work. I thought my job was bad!

Ewwww!