What a Tit !

Well, it was an early start this morning as I had an 8.30am pre op appointment. It was a very nice male nurse who saw me, which I had no problem with, until I had to have an ECG. I'd had to go through the weighing...aaaargh...the swabbing, the weeing into a tiny pot, the health questions and the bloods. "Can you just take all your top clothing off and lie on the bed," he said..."What, everything??" "Yes everything." He gave me a square of paper roll to cover myself with then promptly covered my legs, chest and left boob with electrodes. I had stupidly used body cream that morning and a couple of electrodes kept slipping off...I felt a right tit he felt the left.

I had a lovely afternoon to help me get over the tittytrauma as I had an early birthday present from Pat. We were booked in for a back massage at the Marriott and it was fabulous. We arrived early and the girls sorted a cuppa for us, as I was sitting chatting I noticed I had still got electrodes stuck on my legs...doh!

My back was all knotty but the girl dug in deep and it felt wonderful. We were all spaced out, in a lovely relaxed way, as we went down to the bar for a glass of bubbly and some lunch. It was a fabby birthday pressie, I wonder what other things I can pack into the week leading up to the actual day ha ha ha.

Today is Tracey's birthday and Pat and I nipped round to see her. Half a century today...not that she liked to be reminded ha ha ha. We had a piece of birthday cake with our cuppa...well it would have been rude not to!

I have just changed into my pjs so I can slozz on the sofa and found another blinkin' electrode stuck to my bra...I must have still had it stuck to me whilst I was massaged..what a tit !