Fancy chips later?

Cyril: Do you fancy chips and curry sauce later?

George: No I do not! Why do you always speak with your beak full? You are so uncouth!

Cyril: Humph! I'll have you know I am totally couth! *PARP* Oooops! Sorry, that slipped out. This sort of bread always makes me fart.

George: Sigh....

Looks good large!

Other news. I nearly forgot to tell you this bit! A woman who parks her car opposite TK Maxx had a bit of a moan at me today.
She said 'You should not be feeding these f***ing birds! They just shit all over the cars and I'm sick of it. Shit! Shit! Shit!'

Anyway, I started laughing which made her really mad. She started screeching which frightened my poor feathery friends saying,
'You might laugh but I bet you wouldn't be laughing if they were shitting all over your car...' to which I said,
'I don't drive but if I did I wouldn't be so stupid as to park here. This is seagull territory so you should go somewhere else and walk a bit!'
Her malevolent look did not turn me to stone I'm glad to say. She got in her car and drove off angrily at top speed without another word. I left pretty quickly after that in case she had decided to go home for a shotgun to finish me and a few birds off. She looked a bit bonkers to me....

Track? A bit of Deep Purple today - Hush